an Ode to Tiger

For those who know me, you will know I love the poems of William Blake . Never knew I would see new meaning in his famous poem but here are the ramblings of a madman.....

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the dark woods of the night,
Which blonde’s hand or thigh
Did lure your transgressional eye?

In what distant hotels or skies
Burnt the fire of Tiger’s eyes?
On whose wings did you aspire?
In whose arms did your loins burn afire?

On whose shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of Tiger’s heart?
When waitress Jamie Grubb’s heart began to beat,
20 encounters over 3 years with Tiger was her feat .

What’s a driver ? what’s an iron ?
This Tiger is a randy lion .
What’s an eagle ? what’s a birdie ?
Is that what you call a quickie .

What the Holly ? What the Sampson ?
She was Delilah to this Samson .
Now she’s been offered $1million for a fantasy flick
Surely Tiger will pay much more for her trick.

When the reality TV star threw down her spears,
Ooh how Tiger worked his way through her tears.
How apt her show was named the Tool Academy
She’s now a name in his ignominy.

Did he really pay for Jamie Junger’s liposuction ?
Or was he just reliving the Two Moon Junction?
From Las Vegas’s Hotel Bellagio
Amazing how she popped up right in Chicago.

Veronika Siwik-Daniels was her real name ,
As Joslyn James did she find fame .
Now fearful Rachel Uchitel is undergoing tests
But why when unprotected, did she not protest?

Tiger, Tiger , burning bright
How many did you need to feed your appetite?

*Details gleaned from media reports which have not been denied by Tiger .So Don't sue me ...